Because that picture is so cute, Richard is like the cutest human being I’ve ever seen. Look at his eyes, he looks like a little five year old boy all happy to have his Lego figurine. Love this man.
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
(I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.)
I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off.
This is great.
this is 100 fucking percent how it should be
Accidentally scared them during their bath
"GET OUUUUUT MOM"
"EVER HEAR OF PRIVACY"
"RESPECT MY PERSONAL BOUNDARIES"
I put a sweater on my kitty today. She looks like Velma.
you are making me so happy right now